Picture this: It’s first thing in the morning. The baby’s crying. There are older kids to feed, showers to take, clothes to fold, and the dog still needs to go out (you hope he hasn’t made a deposit on the rug). Amidst all this, you’re looking down at that fuzzy little blue plus sign, thinking oh, no, not again. We get it. God’s timing can be awfully inconvenient.

That’s why we at Sacredent^® are excited to introduce a new resource for Catholics and Protestants alike, our Broken Arrow Tracker. This brand new stylish natural family planner is for all you busy moms and dads who just can’t stomach the idea of another little blessing rampaging through your home, leaving grimy little fingerprints on your stainless steel appliances and chocolate stains on your brand new sofa.

Speaking of fingerprints? The Broken Arrow Tracker boasts an easy-to-wipe-down cover with customizable design. Worried about prying eyes? Our logo will never appear on the front or back covers of your tracker. Instead, choose from a variety of backgrounds, add your favorite Bible verse (Ps. 127:1-3 and Gen 1:28 are popular choices among our valued customers), and you’ll have a discreet and functional way to plan your family without inviting judgment (or potential conviction!).

Not only does this planner easily and effectively track a woman’s peak time of fertility so you know exactly when to disconnect from your spouse and for how long, it also houses a plethora of never-before-seen features to maximize your chances of pregnancy avoidance. Enjoy our included prayer pages which guide you through those times of abstinence as you commune with God, asking him to spare you from the trial of procreation. The prayer page: “Lord, Let Your Blessing Pass Over Us This Month” is an example of the type of deep spiritual content you’ve come to love and expect from Sacredent^®. (Sign up for our emails to receive a free download of this valuable resource! We promise no unwanted spam or pregnancies!*)

We’re particularly excited about our “Why” section, which allows you and your spouse to document all the reasons you’re thrilled to not be welcoming a new addition to your family. Make it a bonding activity; have the kids join in on the fun and suggest why they don’t want another sibling just yet! Even those too young to learn about the birds and bees will benefit from learning about the necessities of time, money, and comfort–all of which our planner tracks. Monitor your growing disposable income, log the increase in kid-free time you and your spouse enjoy, mark your daily mood with our fun emoji stickers! The Broken Arrow Tracker has everything you need to promote personal well-being and foster a no-hassle, stress-free family environment. With margins as wide as your child spacing, you’ll have more than enough room to jot down your ideal timelines.

Too many little mouths to feed? Recent job loss? Mom needs a mental or physical break? Just not ready for another? Of course we’re not saying you know better than God, but we recognize the wisdom you must exercise as parents in determining whether or not your children should exist. So for whatever reason you’re choosing natural family planning, we’re here to support your journey! The Broken Arrow Tracker is available now (or later).

Sacredent^®. Worship your way.

*Sacredent^® is not liable for any children resulting from divine acts, the improper use of our Broken Arrow Tracker, or failures to avoid the desire of one’s spouse at the proper times. Sacredent^® makes no claims of biblical scholarship or church authority nor is the company liable for eisegesis, other errors in hermeneutics, or any heretical beliefs resulting from such misuses of Scripture.